How to Use the “F” Word

You Know You’re Addicted to Doctor Who When…

1- That annoying water pump on roof now sounds like a TARDIS and doesn’t bother you as much anymore.

2- You now blame the Doctor for not stopping all the wars and weird stuff that happened throughout  history.

3- All the unsolved mysteries and disappearences that you’ve read about suddenly make sense and aren’t so mysterious anymore.

4- It’s impossible for you to say the word “exterminate” normally. (It’s now “EX-TER-MI-NATE”)

5- You start looking for the Cybermen every time a person with a Bluetooth attachment crosses your path.

6-  You think your prince charming will arrive in a blue police box instead of a horse.

7- You count shadows and stay as far away from them as possible.

8- Every time you see a statue you constantly stare at it for fear it might move if you look away.

9- “Are you my Mummy?” is now a greeting, so is “Hello sweetie”.

10- You almost always bring a banana to a party.

11- You look at the ‘Delete’ key on you keyboard and the Cybermen immediately spring to mind.

12- You’re lost and don’t know which way to go, you always turn left.

13- You always knock 4 times.

14- You start to shout Allons-y & Geronimo.

No Time To Watch

Fall is finally here (the weather is amazing today) which means that all my shows…along with a few new ones…are back.

I’ve been looking forward to finding out what will happen with Castle & Beckett after his confession at the end of last season, what Hetty is up to on NCIS LA after that HUGE reveal, what secret mission Tony was assigned on NCIS and how awesome the new guy on CSI is going to be after the nightmare that was “Super Ray”.

Unfortunately even though I have almost all my shows on my computer now, and it’s the weekend, I still can’t find any time to watch any of them, the only premier I’ve watched so far was Hawaii Five-O and let me tell you that it was AMAZING!

This is my list for the weekend, and somehow I feel that I’m not even going to get to watch half of them:

• Body of Proof

• Castle

• Criminal Minds

• CSI

• Law and Order SVU

• Modern Family

• NCIS

• NCIS LA

• New Girl

• Parenthood

• Parks and Recreation

• Sons of Anarchy

• The Office

• The x factor

• Warehouse 13

• Greys Anatomy

• Charlies Angels

 

And now that my best friend is visiting and spending the night there is no way I’m gonna be able to watch anything this weekend…oh well..better stay away from anything that might spoil me.

A-Z: First thing that pops into my head!

This one is stolen from here.

A: Apple (my favorite fruit)

B: Banana (reminds me of Martha and her guttery mind)

C: Coffeeeeeeee (and I always thought that chocolate would be the first thing that pops into my head for this letter)

D: Doggy (Wilfred)

E: Eggs (my favorite food)

F: Fuck (dude..it was the first thing that popped into my head)

G: Grilled cheese sandwich (reminds me that I need to buy some cheese so I can make myself one of those)

H: House (the doctor)

I: Idiot (well you should have known that was coming, the world is full of them)

J: Jackass (again, the world is full of them)

K: Kill (some idiots and jackasses need to be killed)

L: Looney

M: Motherfucker (again, first thing that popped into my head)

N: Nuts

O: Office Space!! (love that movie!)

P: Poopy Kakas

Q: Quite

R: Read

S: Shit

T: Thursday!

U: Ugly

V: Vacation (I definitely need one)

W: Wilfred (Awesomest show…and dog..ever!)

X: eX (yeah I know that’s cheating)

Y: You’re an Idiot!

Z: Zombie

A To Z

Stolen from my dear friend habooleh:

A

– Available: Depends on who’s asking…and how cute you are
– Age: Is but a number.
– Animals: Noooooooo….ooooh unless I can have my own Wilfred
B
– Beer: Yuck
– Best friends: Of course.
– Body Part on opposite sex: *Hehehehe*…not answering that (you probably guessed what I’m thinking off)
– Best feeling in the world: When you have a good nights sleep.
– Best weather: Winter…Rain…Snow
– Been in Love: “One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry”.   – Oscar Wilde
– Been on stage: Yes once in primary school
– Believe in Magic: The magic of believing…
– Believe in Santa: Used to..
– Brand: Cadbury…Lavaza
C
– Candy: Chocolate…the darker the better…mmmmm
– Color: Blue
– Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
– Chinese/Indian/Italian: Italian…who doesn’t love pizza and pasta
– Cake or pie: Pie…unless the cake is ice-cream cake
– Cheese: Yes please
D
– Day or Night: Night
– Dancing in the rain: Hell yeah! God I miss that!
E
– Eyes: “You never know how you look through other people’s eyes.”
– Ever failed a class?: Yup
– Enemies: Pretty sure I have a few *waves to any enemies who might be reading this*
– Exercise: I try…
F
– First thoughts waking up: Gah….I need more sleep
– Food: Pizza & Mansaf
G
– Greatest Fear: Heights
– Get along with your parents: Yes
H
– Hair Color: Brown
– Happy: “Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.” ~Cynthia Nelms
– Holiday: Desperately in need of one!
I
– Ice Cream: Mint chocolate chip
J
– Jewelry: Blech
– Job: It’s ok I guess.
K
– Kids: Are cute when they’re in a good mood and not crying
– Kickboxing or karate: Neither but wouldn’t mind kickboxing a few peoples asses
– Keep a journal?: Do all my blogs count?
L
– Love: Coffee
– Laughed so hard you cried: Most likely yeah
M
– Milk flavor: Chocolate
– Movies: I really wanna watch Horrible Bosses
– Motion sickness: Never had the pleasure of experiencing it
N
– Number: 69
O
– One wish: If I told you it might not come true. Mwahahahaha
P
– Perfect Pizza: Full of cheese…and peperoni.
– Pepsi/Coke: Quit the stuff a while back.
– Perfume/Cologne: Yuck it all smells horrible.
Q
– Quail: Yummy.
R
– Reason to cry: There are many reasons to cry
– Reality T.V: Ewwwww…too much fake “drama”
– Radio Station: Don’t like listening to the radio.
S
– Song: Forgiveness – Sarah McLachlan
– Shoe size: 9
– Salad Dressing: Whatever tastes good.
– Skinny dip: Only in da bathtub
– Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries
– Sport: YUCK!
– Sex: With who? LOL
T
– Tattoos?: None.
– Thunderstorms: Are awesome.
U
– Unpredictable: Totally.
V
– Vacation spot(s): Australia..but anywhere outside of Jordan is fine.
W
– Weakness: Trust too easily.
– Who makes you laugh the most: Bones and Castle
– Worst Weather?: Heat….Summer
X
– X-Rays: Yup.
Y
– Year it is now: Year of the Rabbit.
– Yellow: Meh
Z
– Zoo animal: Does Wilfred count as one?

Wilfred

If you don’t watch it already then I highly recommend that you start watching Wilfred.

Basically the show is about a young man named Ryan and his neighbor’s dog Wilfred. At first Ryan is suicidal, attempting to kill himself several times in the first episode. Ryan’s female neighbor, Jenna, asks him to look after her dog for the day. Ryan is taken aback as he sees Wilfred as an Australian man in a dog suit, while everyone else sees Wilfred as just a dog.   (Stolen from wikipedia)

I’m head over heels in love with the aussie pooch..he’s rude, dirty, evil, manipulative, smokes cigarettes and pot and is just plain cool. Plus the actor who plays him, Jason Gann, is a hottie.

 

Thank you FX for renewing this awesome show for a 2nd season!

Forgiveness

Forgiveness – Sarah Mclachlan

Loving lying enemy
I have seen your face before
Never thought again I’d see
Didn’t want to anymore

I remember your loving eyes
And the moonlit kiss
The evening lullabies I will truly miss
Through the years we had it all
The midnight whispers, the midday calls
This house of cards it had to fall

And you ask for forgiveness
You’re asking too much
I have sheltered my heart in a place you can’t touch
I don’t believe when you tell me your love is real
Cause you don’t know much about heaven boy
If you have to hurt to feel

Every time I see you
I can’t help but look away
All along I had believed everything you’d say
When I look now I know I’ve seen your face before
I don’t want your deceiving smile
Standing at my door
And I don’t care what people say
I’m ready now to face this day
Cause I have lost you along the way

And you ask for forgiveness
You’re asking too much
I have sheltered my heart in a place you can’t touch
I don’t believe when you tell me your love is real
Cause you don’t know much about heaven boy
If you have to hurt to feel

Cause you don’t know much about heaven boy if you have to hurt

And to ask for forgiveness
You’re asking too much
I have sheltered my heart in a place you can’t touch
I don’t believe when you tell me your love is real
Cause you don’t know much about heaven boy
If you have to hurt to feel